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    astute-lab-rat:

    yerblues000:

    danithinksoddthings:

    cassandraemeraldsong:

    michelleloveslaughing:

    unclenicky:

    Oh my God this song.

    I love it.

    Is it wrong for me to want it to play at my funeral?

    AH maybe I can steal Nick Swardson’s idea and have a normal funeral.

    With normal music.

    And a closed casket.

    (But my body’s not in the casket)

    And then in the middle of the service

    THE LIGHTS GO OUT

    AND THE STROBE LIGHTS COME ON

    AND MY BODY SWINGS DOWN FROM THE CEILING ON WIRES

    AND SWINGS AND DANCES AROUND

    TO THIS SONG.

    Yes.

    Nobody tell me no the plan is now in motion prepare yourselves loved ones.

    ^^

    Reblogging again just for that.

    I can see their faces now.

    ..HAHAHAHA

    I feel so bad for your relatives.

    I need to attend that funeral.

    (via flunkday)

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  2. ithara: “Ma hash jini atthirarido, hash anha vaddrivak mahrazhes fin kis vallatha anna.” - Khal Drogo [And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me]

    ithara:

    “Ma hash jini atthirarido, hash anha vaddrivak mahrazhes fin kis vallatha anna.” - Khal Drogo


    [    And if this is a dream, I will kill the man who tries to wake me]

    (via winteriscoming-eventually)

  3. winteriscoming-eventually:

    best player at the games

    (Source: alittleroar, via flunkday)

  4. ZOMBIES

    (Source: feu-follet, via yesthisiscawtchlin)

  5. Geopolitics

    hentaihouseofhorrors:

    submitted by Ammerlicious

  6. Salutations! I have recently made thine acquaintance, and this scheme is assuredly daft,

    but here are the numerals by which thou might contact me,

    so prithee, hail me on the nonce.

  7. We all know he was thinking it.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  8. fuckyeahthespianpeacock: PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH! AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER. It was 100% mandatory for this to be on here ok

    fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

    PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!

    AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

    AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER

    EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.

    It was 100% mandatory for this to be on here ok

  9. #I made this because of reasons

    Hungry…for onions.

    (Source: vinyamar, via tywinning)

  10. winteriscoming-eventually:

    rekkka:

    1x05 // 2x09

    Yes. 

  11. #Charles Dance: Clueless about how classy he is since 1946

    Like a sir!

    (Source: asiftheywerelovers, via tywinning)

  12. theghostofharrenhal:

    Tyrion, Cersei and Joffrey’s armor for Blackwater

    Love it all, but Cersei’s breastplate/bodice was a bit ridiculous.

    (via hodor-couture)

  13. flunkday:

    Stannis: I wanted to kiss you that night.

    Davos: Uh…

    Stannis: I want to kiss you right now.

    Davos: Uhm…

    Stannis: Your king commands it.

    A big round of applause to Flunk Day for completing the slashfic when I could not.

    (Source: robbstark)

  14. avengerpickuplines: On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend. Submitted by TONS OF PEOPLE.

    avengerpickuplines:

    On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend.

    Submitted by TONS OF PEOPLE.

    (via hedgehoghedge)

  15. (Source: brink182, via vaati)

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