only punks can see this reblog if youre a punk
I just gave a goblin an accidental handjob in D&D I’m so
For anyone curious, I tried to rip his dick off and then botched my roll. Now our caravan won’t stop calling me the “Hand of Mercy”
"your password is weak"
You’re the weak one
And you’ll never know love, or friendship
And I feel sorry for you
so the 30-year-old song “Africa” by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneously
make sure all of the letters on my grave stone are lowercase so i can remain cool and casual even in death
good idea for a film
it’s about a cop who - get this - doesn’t play by the rules. this guy… he’s something of a loose cannon. but here’s the twist: he doesn’t play by the rules. he’s a lone wolf. you could even say he doesn’t play by the rules. sometimes he actually breaks the rules. that is to say, instead of playing by them. them being the rules. of which he does not play by.